RUSSIAN HARE

Or, Bring back my Bunny to me!

Раз Два Три Четыре Пять –
Вышел Зайчик погулять.

This animal has been visiting my cabbage garden every day for more than a month. Is it a hare or a rabbit? He is worryingly unafraid. But I am!

Гуляет Себе Зайчик, Морковку Кушает.
Никого не Трогает.

Вдруг! Охотник Выбегает,
Прямо в зайчика стреляет,

Пиф-Паф! Ой ой ой.
Умирает Зайчик мой.

Убили Зайчика, Убили Мальчика!
И что, Морковки Дома Не Было?
В Россие? Надо Было На Украину
За Морковкой Пойти?


The Bunny Who Went for a Snack – innocent cabbage-lover, never saw it coming… a Stupid of the Daylight.

Well, our boyz went for refrigerators and toilets and carpets, for pillows and mattresses, for gifts for their dear wives and kids.

They went to Ukraine and never returned in one piece: My Bunny went over the ocean, my Bunny went over the sea, he never saw that there’s nothing there for him to see. No silverlining out there..

CHORUS: Last night as I lay on my pillow,
Last night as I lay on my bed;
Last night as I lay on my pillow,
I dreamt that my Bunny was dead.